Here the seven things you should never do to impress a woman.
Number 1. Sending a million texts in a row and then getting mad when she doesn't respond. Nothing screams I'm needy. Like sending a girl a long string of texts you're effectively telling her that you have nothing else going on in your life. Kinda like a baby who needs a suck on his Mum tit 24 /7 And then when you get angry at her for her lack of response, you're telling her you're a psychopath. Now imagine if you did that in real life. . . Hey! What's up? What do you up to?You wanna come over? What do I do? Answer me! Who do you hanging out with? Are you with Steve? or....
Number 2. Cat calling girls from a distance. Seriously. What are you hoping to accomplish? Do you think these random noises coming out of your mouth are gonna make her wet? Whenever I see a guy cat calling a girl from a distance. I think to myself what the hell are you doing? Hey girl look, what's cooking good looking? Come back bae. Come back. Wooh! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOh! By cat calling, you might think the world sees you as ballsy or smooth but here's what people really see when you do it. I don't have the balls to talk to you So I am just gonna make weird noises at you from a distance.
Number 3 . Bragging about how much money you make unless you wanna attract dirty motel like prostitutes. Don't do this. When you start bragging about how much money you have, here's what you're really saying. I'm to shitty of a person for you to like me for me. So I brought you this.
Number 4. Lying about your dick size. Oh! I dropped my monster condom that I used for my Magnum dong There is no bigger form of male in security than lying about the size of your penis. Women are attracted to self-love and self-confidence. When you lie about the size of your penis, you're basically saying that you hate yourself! Plus, what are you gonna do when she actually sees it. I thought you said it was six inches. Six inch?
Number 5. Confessing your love to someone through Facebook. A lot more guys do this than you think. So if you're sending her a message through Facebook confessing your love to her, you're probably the fourth guy whose done that. Hey I know we've been friends for a long time but i just want you to know that I love you. Why'd I do that.
Number 6. Buying her affection. If you're a guy who just showers the girl he likes with gifts, it means that your life is so pathetic that you cannot impress her with your personality. So instead you have to resort to giving her shiny objects. Women see right through that and they know that you're begging them to like you.
And lastly number 7. Pretending to like things just because she likes them. This is one of the worst things you can do. It's a combination of lying supplication and lack of self-confidence. If you're pretending to be super into something just because she is, you're not a man. You're a loser who is trying desperately to be accepted. Oh are you One Direction fan? That's crazy. I'm a One Direction fan. Listen! The fact that you like different things and you have your own opinions makes you interesting. Lying about it makes you look like an idiot. Now I want to hear from you. What's the lamest thing you've done to win the affection of a girl?
